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I just started my shift at Hooters and had eaten some mozzarella sticks which made my tummy rumble! I ripped some farts in the breakroom while talking to my fellow co-workers about how bad my tummy felt. The poor folks were surrounded by my stink, but I wasn't embarrassed! I kept on letting them go when they came along with few apologies! I laughed about how some tickled and some were just downright awful in smell, but I didn't stop sharing the love! I went about my business, setting tables and waiting on customers. I popped back in the breakroom to chat (and fart more) and was told someone had a table of jerks. I knew what I had to do! I went to the table and sure enough, the guy got handsy and made rude remarks. He asked to see my butt so I aimed it at him and cut an awful fart! I took my leave and he was gagging and thinking the sewage was backed up! I went back to the breakroom to tell everyone how I had ruined the horrible guys night by leaving farts so foul that he was miserable!